Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges towards his office. It ain't fun being the CEO of an ogrebusiness. He's got piles of paperwork to tackle, meetings with irritating fairies, and the constant threat of Fiona interrupting. To top it all off, he's gotta fight off the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just relaxing in his swamp with a good bowl… Read More

Well, it all started because I was just your typical ogre trying to survive in my click here swamp. I never thought I'd end up with/at/holding a full-time job, let alone one that involves/involving/requiring magical creatures. But here I am, proving that even some green fella can find success. Honestly/Believe it or not/You won't believe this, it a… Read More

This ain't no fairy tale, folks. Shrek's stuck in a soul-crushing job at the swamp corp. His boss, Lord Farquaad, is a tyrannical ogre who demands he rake leaves, churn potions, and do backbreaking work with minimum wage. Shrek's dreaming of retirement, but with mandatory overtime and zero time off, it seems like a lifetime away. That tried to sl… Read More